Book Blurb
Welcome to E.V.I.L! (Every Villain is Legendary)
Mission Guidelines:
- Be evil. (Except, y’know, when someone’s in trouble, or might need a rescue out of an open grave, things like that.)
- Adopt new members. (At least, Fenric would love to keep the sexy bard, but would Lirion even want to join them?)
- Retrieve Fenric’s mother’s stolen treasures (and beat up the heroes who stole them if possible)
- Rescue Lirion’s sister and wait, what do you mean breaking up a sex ring and helping a village from being overrun by finfolk LOWERED our villain rankings overnight?
Future Goals: climb the villain rankings, find a lair, get revenge, and trash talk The Box
Welcome and try not to die (but if you do our necromancer will raise you).
This book contains: questionable baking practices, Tub Time™, and emotional support pecs.
Additional Information
| Format |
ebook and print |
| Publisher |
Independently Published |
| Length |
Novel, 504 pages |
| Heat Level |
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| Publication Date |
11-September-2026 |
| Price |
$6.99 ebook, $18.99 paperback |
| Buy Link |
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HCXH2CTS
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